Day 108 Free plastic surgery for Finnair flyers?!

LOL. As I was surfing the web finding how much money Finnair is losing a day due to the Iceland volcanic eruption, I came across this article, it left me O.O!!! (<-- wide-eyed Tanya looking at the screen).

(Photo: For further info, http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601205&sid=aV3NQ0TzSNsw)

This is from a legit source, our most trusted Bloomberg news, and it's not an April Fool's Day prank.

I quote "First it was free flights, hotel rooms and magazine subscriptions. Now, Finnair, Finland’s biggest airline, has a new idea for attracting frequent flyers: free plastic surgery in exchange for air miles."

The idea behind this, is that Finnair wants to "incorporate partners and services from all walks of life". Quite interesting. The news is dated Nov 19, 2009, I must find out if this offer still stands today.

Oh and Finnair, you know what else is awesome for frequent-flyers?

1. A surrogate mother for busy executives who don't have the time to be pregnant. I mean, what else can be worse than being a pregnant woman on a plane? The cabin pressure can't be good for a baby. If a facelift costs 4,640,000 air miles, I think a surrogate mother may have to cost about 10,000,000 air miles (after all, human lives should worth more air miles). SO those busy executives out there, fly Finnair from HK to Helsinki for that surrogate mother you have always wanted.

2. An assassin for busy executives who don't have time to eliminate their enemies. I mean, juggling with traveling, being on a plane, going to meetings and being on schedule with your assassination plans? Not that smart! Better outsource it to Finnair! Oh and since Finland is so close to Russia, just get some of those Russian mobs for these frequent-flyers. Now that's "incorporating services from ALL walks of life", eh?

3. Oh and about that surrogate mother, you still have to potty-train your kid and watch it (Oops, by "it", I mean the baby) grow up. With those face-lifts and Botox, you might not be able to move your face too much, talk too much and teach your kids how to handle their emotions. Finnair might want to throw in some baby-sitters or better yet, get a group of professionals to train your kid, and get them to give the kid back to you when he/she turns 21. Now then you can retire and he/she is of legal age to run your company for you.

Here are more funny articles about it:
http://www.thetraveltart.com/finnair-frequent-flyer-10-possible-new-names-for-its-plastic-surgery-benefits/
(possible names for the new plastic surgery benefits, my favourite: Botox Bonuses)